While your typical takes on pull-out practices or adherence to the ovulatory calendar are certainly welcome here, its also imprtant that we offer further alternatives to those of our readers who aim to take the road less trodden by.
Today, studies show that increased pornography consumption by Gen Zenniels has led to some young people finding themself more sexually stimulated by the observation of sex than direct participation in it. Some consider this evolution a net negative, but I wont be so quick to dismiss it. I mean, did Darwin think the graded series of beak sizes and shapes present in Galapagos Finches was a hindering addition to the species’ physiology!? 😂
Our time of unrestricted technological advancement also boasts never before seen advamcements in sex toy technology. In 2024, the average consumer has fast access to a figurative cornucopia of plastic genitalia, phallic and yonic productions the world over, versed in every manner of buzzing and humming gyrations, bobs, flicks and pulses, built to simulate, or hyperbolize, the hydraulics of our very own biologi
cal machinery.
With these two sexual developments coursing along in parallel, I propose a coalition of previously seperate modern appetites. Imagine a scene where future newly weds will scurry away from the merry making of their matramonial receptions to the dimly lit quarters of the marital boudoir, carefully remove their machine counterparts of choice from silken satchels, and unitedly bear witness to a display of pure trancendent mechanical copulation. This elastic dance would be a sensual masterpiece, the perfect essence of the sex act manifest in plastic. Our couple, engrossed in this theatre of intercourse would come to access never before experienced forms of connection via newly engorged synapses directing the cerebral course of intimacy and pleasure through the brain. It would be a sex of the mind and spirit, a sex of sensory deprivation. Out-of-body sex, wherein new unification of selves could take place, elevating ceremonial communion with the collective unconscious, and fundamentally eclipsing the archaic erotic rituals of old!
(And, of course, no risk of babies.)
We want to hear from you! Send your sensual dilemmas, comments and queries to nickbendzsa@gmail.com and we’ll answer them in my next contribution!
Nikolas Barkman
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