Boston Tea Party of Condoms

 I just found out about the boston tea party where they threw all the tea in the ocean. i'm so f*****cking mad right now that I could just about do the same with those condoms. We all get together, and the people at the drug stores and grocery stores surrender the condoms... then we all march down to the waterfront and just dump them so hard. this could happen in every city until there are none left besides in peoples homes, which they will willingly throw out as part of the revolution. 

I've been through a lot of ups and downs this week, really so much is happening today in the worls and it makes me exhausted. the only thing that stops me from sparking the protest is that i can't help but think about those poor sea turtles who might accidentally swallow one of those slimy like cum bags and choke. it almost makes me cry thinking about, then makes me more angry... why, why, why, why, why???? did they have to bring in that plastic junk into the world so that the poor little creatures of life would suffer. going to cry thinking about it.. condoms are not good because of that as well.. they don't feel good either