Penis reduction surgery

Sam's fl3shlight

Anyways just wanted to update everyone and offer a little advice to people who have the same problem as me. Thanks for reading and good luck guys!

 Hi this is Sam, you might remember me from my guest post a few days ago where I talked about the wonders of fluid bonding over the holiday season. I’m writing again for the readers of this blog to update them on my penis. 

I had booked a penis reduction surgery a few months back and finally had it just yesterday and I wanted to give you all an update. I was really nervous at first that they might not be able to reduce me to an ‘average’ size. I was really shooting for 6 inches in length at most because girls usually tell me thats what fits best inside their pussys but I must have gotten everything wrong because they thought I was talking about my girth. 

I guess the surgery goes both ways because they ended up increasing my girth 6 inches by implanting me with some sort of fake blood vessel tubing and I woke up from my surgery nap to find I was 10 inches in girth????

I tried jacking off later that night and my hand was horribly disgigred after that. Im not really sure what to do because im certain no one can open their mouths wide enough to fit my dick inside it anymore and I dont even think they make flishlights this wide. Thankfully ive been researching the grapefruit technique and im thinking that watermelons might be able to satisfy my twice daily needs so im planning on going out tonight and stockpiling a bunch of those. also for anyone eels who has the same problem I saw a video on Facebook about how you can make your own fcustom lashlights using gelatine I think so someone should get back to me if they try this. It sounds like a really cool way to tailor our lives to our body’s needs and I think thats what we need more of in this world

Written by Allen Bleich 2024, over the Christmas season