the spiritual atheist’s polemic against Big Rubber

 The ancient Egyptians revered fertility as a divine blessing. The ovum — OF-THEM; as in being of the primordial source energies —and sperm — Sacred Pulsations of Eternal Root Magic — concretized the holy duality of Ba and Ka, moon and sun, Horus and Amun-Ra, ying and yang.

Contraception in this age of masculinity and  spiritual rationality was seen as heretical, an unholy rejection of the cream-pie (from Crism, the Holy Oil, and Pio, meaning pious duty) and was a fringe practice reserved for those deceitful followers of the amphibian god Kek and his barren wife Kauket. Traditionally, a waxed linen cloth would be sheathed over the mico-phalluses of the Kekites and they would bust straight into it doggy style no eye contact. 

After the fall of the last egyptian dynasty due to crumbling birth rates, these  acolytes of Kek would go on to migrate north to pagan Europe to form the tribe of Kek-Held, today known as the Kukhold, or the Cuckold tribe, from which all Caucasoids are descended today.

While all the original Cuckolds wiped themselves out milleniae ago and their practices died along with them, an archaeological expedition led by Charles Iscariot Goodyear (1800-1860) in the Caucasus Mountains of Georgia in 1839 uncovered their ancient scrolls describing their worship and rites of Prophylaxis. Goodyear patented the rubber con-dumb in 1844.

Today, the energy that surrounds us, the Divine Mycelial Sex-Web connecting the genitals of all those above the age of 18 (age 15 in France), has never been more feeble. As embodiments of the Great Masculine, our sex drives are lower, our cumshots are less milky, our stroke game is weaker. Kek’s influence has truly never been stronger, and the con-dumb is to blame. 

In order to regain our connection to Source, we as men, as leaders, need to erect a new age of enlightenment and shed the oppressive “protection” of the rubber con-dumb. after all whats better than rubber? SKINner. 

Zackary Skinner, age 26, Montréal QC, 2024